sardarji jokes

Sardarji jokes old and new

A sardar invested 2 lakhs in a business and Suffered huge loss

Do you know  what the business was?

….He opened a Hair- cutting Saloon in Panjob

A sardarji  photographer focusing a dead body’s face in a funeal function,

Suddenly all relatives beat him why?

He said “SMILE PLEASE”

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat goes out, climbs tree, and sits on

The branch regularly. A man saks why he does this.

Sardarji: “I’ve been promoted as branch manager.”

Why as a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth

Because his doctor advised him “today’s dinner should be light”

Sardar & family go to a party. He introduces himself- I am Sardar Banta

Singh. Meet my wife Sardarnee

Preeti Singh, the boy..my kid & the girl my kidney..

One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking

Sardar told his servant :Goandwaterthe  plants

Servant: it’s  already raining

Sardar: so what take an umbrella and go

Sardar found the answer to the most quwstion ever

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O yaaar, what ever u order wil come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a criketmatch

All were busy writing except one sardarji

He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH”

POATMAN: I ahave to come 5 miles to Deliever U this Packet

Sardar: why did U come so far. Instead U could have posted it…

A sardar &his wife filled an application for Divorce.

Judge asked : How’ll  you divide, U’ve 3 children?

Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR, we will get one more baby.

Sardar’s wish: when I die, I wana  die like my grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all  d  passengers in d  car he was driving.

A teacher lecturing on population-“ In India  after every 10 second a

Woman gives birth to a kid.”

A sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.

Sardarji replied

“Arey bhai Manmohan Singh is PM not AM”

sardar  visits Chinnse friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend just says “CHIN YU YAN” and dies.

Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friend’s last words.

It is ‘U R STANDING ON  the OXGN TUBE !”

Ø  Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his yes closed.

Ø  His wife asked what are you doing.

Ø  He said – I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

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Ø  Why did Sardar cut sides of the capsule before taking it?

Ø  Guess what.

Ø  --- To avoid side effect.

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Ø  Man: Sardarji where were you born?

Ø  Sardarji: Punjab.

Ø  Man: Oye part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab.

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Ø  Lawyer to Sardarji: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…

Ø  Sardar: Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya tocourtme bulaiya. Ab fir gita pe haath.

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Ø  Sardar saw a beautiful girl…. He went and kissed her…

Ø  Girl said- “What are you doing…?”

Ø  Sardar said- B.COM from Khalsa college, Chandigar.

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Ø  Sardar: For the past one week  a girl is disturbing me.

Ø  I don’t know how she got my no. she interrupts whenever I call someone and says “please recharge your card”.

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Ø  A person went into the office one morning and found a  Sardarji painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Ø  Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

Ø  She showed him the instructions on the tin, “For the best results put on  two coats.”

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Ø  A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, The Sardar behind him in the line said, “Ha! Ha! Haa! I’ve seen your password.

Ø  Its 4 asterisks (****)

Ø  The first sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haa! You are wrong, its 1258.

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Ø  How do you recognize a sardar in school of college?

Ø  A) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard… BOLO tarara!!!

Ø  Q) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

Ø  A) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept.

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Ø  Santa Singh MBBS

Ø  After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his own practice.

Ø  He checked his first patient’s Eyes, then the Tongue, and finally the Ears using a torch.

Ø  Finally he said, “Torch Battery is Ok!!”.